The If Swearing Burned Calories Ornament makes a playful addition to wall decor or a holiday tree. Made from wood, the ornament features a thin rectangular shape with a white front and unfinished back. The front of the ornament depicts a brown Highland cow with curly hair wearing a colorful plaid bandana. Black text reads, "if swearing burned calories I'd be one skinny heifer." A jute rope hanger allows for versatile display. Measures 4" high by 3" wide by .05" deep.